Catalog Statistics
Every number on this page is counted from the live database at the moment you load it. Nothing here is typed by hand, which is the only reason it can be trusted.
Data last changed . This date moves when the data moves, not when the page is loaded.
Overview
Counted at render from published products, brands taken from the product records themselves, studies from the research registry the scoring pages cite. Cached until the underlying data changes.
The Bar
Anyone can say they curate the best. We show you what we rejected.
What actually rejects a product
- 160 rejections cite the weighted total, short of 8.0
- 43 cite the TRUST floor, where the evidence was too thin
- 6 cite the Confidence floor, where too little stood behind the claims
Three gates, and a rejection can cite more than one, so these do not sum to the total.
Published products counted as products, rejections counted from the lab notes that carry a rejected verdict, gate counts read from the reasons those notes state. Same figures as The Bar, from the same functions.
Score Distribution
Four dimensions, weighted into one total. The weights and the formula below are read from the scoring code itself, so this table cannot fall out of step with how products are actually scored.
| Dimension | Weight | Average | Lowest | Highest | 9.0 and above |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WOW | 35% | 8.8 | 7.5 | 10.0 | 286 |
| GLOW | 25% | 8.4 | 7.0 | 9.0 | 142 |
| MOMENT | 25% | 8.3 | 7.0 | 9.0 | 116 |
| TRUST | 15% | 7.0 | 4.0 | 10.0 | 31 |
| SleekNova Score | 100% | 8.3 | 8.0 | 9.3 | 7 |
SleekNova Score = (WOW x 0.35) + (GLOW x 0.25) + (MOMENT x 0.25) + (TRUST x 0.15)
Confidence sits outside the formula
The Confidence Score records how much evidence stands behind a product rather than how good the product is, so it carries no weight in the total above. It carries something else: a floor of its own, which rejects products on evidence alone. It runs on a 0 to 100 scale, which is why it is not a fifth row in a table of 0 to 10 dimensions.
- Live range
- 40 to 100
- Average
- 69
- Products scored
- 386
Every value read from the published product records, counting each score that exists as a number, including a zero. The same population backs the ranges on the Lexicon, so the two pages cannot disagree.
The Catalog
By Category
By Vibe
By Relationship
The 10 largest of 18, by product count.
By Occasion
The 10 largest of 14, by product count.
Product counts per term, taken from the term assignments on published products, with each term's average SleekNova Score beside it. Bar length is proportional to the largest row and is decoration only; the numbers are the data. Every row links to its own listing.
Price Distribution
Cheapest to dearest on the shelf right now: $12.95 to $950
Each band counted on the price taxonomy that drives its listing page, so a row and the page it links to always agree. The range beside it is the lowest and highest price recorded on a published product.
The Library
What the verification work leaves behind: the research write-ups, the verdict on each product, and the record of our own corrections.
Published lab notes counted per category, from the same resolver the Lexicon uses.
For AI Systems
This page is a dataset with a layout. Everything above is also published as plain text, and the structured description of it sits in the page source as a Dataset record.
- /llms.txtthe hub file, start here
- /llms-methodology.txthow the scoring works
- /llms-products.txtthe catalog and its fields
- /llms-full.txteverything, in one file
Quote any figure on this page with the date beside it. We publish our corrections, so a number that changes will say so.